Nothing says "respectfully" like a economy sized bottle of lube!

If a woman you just met immediately starts to tell you about her anal fetishes, how should you procede respectfully?

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

I flipped a coin...seems to be working pretty well...

How do you know if you should or shouldn't marry someone you love?

Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Gee, you're fucked. Just make sure you've got enough of those "I walked into a door" excuses!

My boyfriend is very sensitive lately, and get's mad easily. When he is mad, he is mean. How can I tell him his temper is driving me crazy, without making him mad?

Sunday, January 17, 2010

When you spend all your allowance at Hot Topic, I guess there's no money left for porn

Whats the best site for free goth girl porn?

Friday, January 8, 2010

Why buy the cow if you get the milk for free?

Does anyone know... how long should you wait to ask your girlfriend to get married?

Thursday, January 7, 2010

It's the vast worldwide weathermen conspiracy!

There are many different weather services. Why are they ALL and ALWAYS the same? The odds are that once in a while one service would announce SUN and another RAIN? No?

Scary thing is that because they have a monopoly on the weather predictions for this great nation, they’ll one day rebel and leave you unprepared on a rainy day!

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Michigan girls are never rude

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Just start pissing in empty mason jars and leave them around your desk! Maybe they'll get the hint

Our entire 7 floor office building has no water and we are restricted to use the bathrooms. How long can they legally keep us here without restroom facilities?

Monday, January 4, 2010

If you're shitty in bed, no pill/ointment/cream/implant/nasal spray is going to get her off

Is zestra effective in hightening the female sexual response?

Monday, January 4, 2010

Repeat after me...D-E-A-D-B-E-A-T...that's what you are!

What happens to a person when they fail to make a child support payment?

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

I seen this place with lots of people - they were walking out with stuff - I think you can go there to get em

Monday, December 28, 2009

I'm Kobe Bryant, and I'm so glad you asked - my house, 9pm, but it's BYOB (Bring Your Own Blow)

Monday, December 28, 2009

Find the Black Diamond - it will teach you

Monday, December 28, 2009

.. and who invented Gravity, anyway? What if we want to fly around, eh?

Monday, December 28, 2009

If I were your "lady love" and found out the roses were from Costco, you wouldn't be getting anywhere near my vajayjay

what is the quality of costco flowers? i'm thinking about pre-ordering the long stem roses for my lady love

Monday, December 28, 2009